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psycheslantern) wrote2013-07-29 09:23 pm
psycheslantern) wrote2013-07-29 09:23 pm
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Mailbox: We the Lost
If, for some reason you want to get in touch with Waspfire but don't want to deal with her in person, this would be the place to do it.
Go ahead. Condemn poor Lady Harriet to have to deal with the troubling penguin mailbox.
Delivered August 15th by Bee
Ms. RaiMs. AmAmmond,I've left this far too long thanks to a lot of foolish pride that's unbecoming of a gentleman of any race, creed, or species. I'd like to extend my deepest apologies for the way I
spoke to you at the end of Julyhave spoken to you in the past, both recent and far-flung. I've spoken down to you more than once in our acquaintance, I'm sure, like one of your highbloods would.I'm sorry to say that's rather the way of things where I'm from. Girls are treated as daughters and children until they become wives. There's almost always a fellow in the mix, looking out for her to make sure some other chap doesn't take advantage of her and seeing her honor is kept well intact.
Occasionally telling her off when she's gotten above herself.Being a pill and shouting her down if she does something that might put her or the family name in danger. They're sort of treated as a different species entirely, you know? You've got certain ways you're meant to act toward them and they've got certain ways they're meant to act.I've certainly come to realize that's hardly the thinking of a modern man what with all the modern birds we had buzzing about the game and here. We Woosters have rather thick heads, though, and actually getting anything out of them once it's stuck there is rather like trying to get blood from the proverbial stone. Hardly going to happen unless we're bashed over the head with the blasted thing.
All that's to say: I was horribly wrong and just horrible to you. I spoke to you as an absolutely rotten scoundrel from some penny dreadful would to a factory girl who's given him the pip. That's not the way a
preux chevalier should address a young ladya person should talk to one of his chums. I know you don't need anyone. You're a perfectly self-sufficient sort of girl, which is far more than can be said for young Bertram. I know you don't need him, but I'm glad you do have Ienzo for whenever you want him there.I'm sorry for how I've treated you, Ammond. How I've thought about you. I've been trying to get better, to whack the head with that dratted proverbial stone. I promise I shan't ever speak to you like that again. You don't deserve it, and no one does.
Deepest A.s,
Bertie
A few hours later, delivered by psionics...
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L()()k
The ap()l()gy is appreciated and m()re ()r less accepted, and I pr()bably ()we y()u ()ne, t()(). I was a real bitch and I d() generally try n()t t() c()me ()ver all "c()nquering alien warl()rd" ()n pe()ple, especially n()t my friends. I'm s()rry
But y()u g()tta understand. Maybe y()u can distance y()urself fr()m being what passes for highbl()()ded in y()ur species, but I'm still a l()wbl()()d.
I can't ignore thatThat d()esn'tI d()n't kn()w what "fact()ry girl" means exactly but if it's s()me()ne wh() has t() w()rk in manufacturing because she hasn't g()t the status t() be all()wed in the parts ()f s()ciety where skill and creativity mean m()re than the ability t() f()llow directi()ns: that's me. That's abs()lutely me, except it w()uldn't have been manufacturing, it w()uld have been s()mething a l()t m()re expl()itative and unpleasant. I'm the kind ()f pers()n wh() gets a walk ()n r()le in ficti()n s() they can establish h()w awful the villain is with()ut any()ne who matters getting hurt. And I'm n()t willing t() pretend I'm the kind ()f pers()n the empire says is respectable s() ()ther pe()ple can feel better ab()ut being friends with me
Which is why I'm really s()rry I fell back ()n the ()ne thing Alternia tells me I can be pr()ud ab()ut when we f()ught. I'm better than that. ()r I want t() think I am
Y()u're n()t just an alien, y()u're a pers()n fr()m a civilizati()n with as much c()mplexity as mine. And I'd like us t() be friends
I have n() idea h()w I'm supp()sed t() finish this letter
Amm()nd
At the end of the day delivered by Bee
Dear Ammond,
I'd like to be friends, as well. I daresay it will make tea with the family much less awkward. And I do sort of consider you family, you know? Like a cousin. That's a sort of person who's got the same relatives as you on one side of the family tree. You're Ienzo's moirail and I'm his
matespfiancmatpartner. Getting on together will make him happy, and I think we're both out for that. And I do like you most of the time! When you aren't being a blighter.[Bertie doesn't do emotes, but he hopes that comes across as joking.]
I'm something of a blighter myself, I know. Again, awfully sorry for that! Could we start over a bit? Pass a lot of the unpleasantness under the bridge and carry over? I don't think you're anything less just because you're a lowblood, old girl. Truth be told, apart from Ms. Feferi, a lot of the highbloods seemed a bit unpleasant. It's really just about you being a girl. For me, anyway. I'll try to quit that as best I can, but do feel free to box me if I'm tipping towards being an ass about it again.
Best,
Bertie
Waiting in the mailbox the next morning
Bertie -
Yeah, and I'll try n()t t() write y()u ()ff as "barbarian alien wh() d()esn't kn()w any better." (F()r what it's w()rth, when I've g()t my cranial ()rb installed c()rrectly y()u're pretty s()lidly in the "highbl()()ds wh() are n()t terminally c()ndescending triggerhappy eg()maniacs" categ()ry f()r me)
S(). Yeah. See y()u ar()und I guess
-Amm()nd
Delivered the Morning of August 24th
I’ve been watching you all closely. Waiting for the opportune moment to arrive. And now it has, my gems and jewels. Now is the time I’ve taken her. That Mailsloth you’ll never miss. A mere trinket amongst a sea of true gold and silver.
Never let it be said that we dragons do not have restraint, hmm? All the treasures of this world to pick over and I’ve only taken something you shan’t miss. Most of you, anyway. Even if you want her back, though… you’ll never find her.
Not in her tree where the best leaves do grow.
Not at the pond where she’ll swim to and fro.
Not in your houses, for what is there there?
Not at the board where you pull out your hair.
Check in the tower; we dragons love those.
You might find a clue, but who really knows?
- The Modest Dragon
Delivered by Mail Sloth (9/22)
Ammond,
When I found this yellow cloth in my fabric basket, I knew I wanted to make you something with it. I hope you like the coat. I think it will look very cool on you! The embroidery took a little while but I think it came out all right. You can keep the wrapping cloth too if you like or otherwise you can bring it back over when you have time.
Lin
♃
Delivered by Mail Sloth (6/30)
Ammond,
Sorry it's a little late, but it took me a while to find an animal the perfect color for your symbol and then I still had to tan the hide. But I've got some of the yellow leftover now, so next time I make something for you it won't take as long. I hope you like the top as well as the pants.
<3,
Makoto
♃
Delivered after the bulletin board arguments with Sasha
1 JUST W4NT3D TO S4Y TH4NKS FOR T4CKL1NG TH4T TH1NG W1TH S4SH4 >:?
1 DONT KNOW WH4T 4LL TH4T W4S 4BOUT BUT
1 R34D WH4T YOU S41D
TH4NKS FOR TH3 SUPPORT
R3G4RD1NG TH3 P4P3R PULP1NG TH1NG
1 W4S TH1NK1NG
WH4T 1F W3 GR4B 4LL TH3 NOT3S FROM TH3 BO4RD TH3 D4Y B3FOR3 Z3PHYR CL34RS TH3M 4LL?
W3 COULD R3CYCL3 TH4T SCR4P P4P3R 1NST34D OF JUST L3TT1NG 1T D1S4PP34R
OR W3 COULD 4SK Z3PHYR 1F W3 COULD JUST CL34R 1T OURS3LV3S 4S LONG 4S W3 K33P W1TH TH3 SCH3DUL3
L3T M3 KNOW WH4T YOU TH1NK
-T3R3Z1
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It's n()t like this is just s()me feel-g()()d empty m()ral gesture ()n ()ur part?
I mean yeah it's partly a wanting t() d() the right thing thing but let's be real it's als() partly a n()t wanting t() get smacked acr()ss the h()rns by a tree thing
Anyway yeah that's a really g()()d idea actually? If we started d()ing that I c()uld take the recycled paper back t() the b()ard f()r pe()ple t() use, t()()
It's n()t quite as thin ()r sm()()th as industrially manufactured paper but it's perfectly serviceable. Better than what my lusus used t() make h()nestly
And I figure the m()re little gestures t()ward mundane self-sufficiency we can make, the m()re Zephyr can f()cus ()n ()ther things ar()und here
If we start recycling the b()ard n()tes we pr()bably ()ught t() let ()ther pe()ple kn()w bef()re we start th()ugh
I mean n()t that the paper w()uldn't all get shredded and g() int() the pr()cessing vat t()gether but I c()uld see h()w s()me pe()ple might get antsy ab()ut s()me()ne else taking the things they p()st? And like I might feel weird ab()ut taking the stuff that gets p()sted under Iz's c()nfessi()nal thing. At least when it's being used the way it's meant t() be used and n()t just Peter being terrible
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3V3N MOR3 SO CONS1D3R1NG 1 L1V3 OUT TH3R3 >:?
1TS NOT JUST 4 PL4C3 1 FR3QU3NT FOR FOOD OR BU1LD1NG SUPPL13S
1M GL4D YOU TH1NK 1TS 4 GOOD 1D34
TH3R3 4R3 D3F1N1T3LY SOM3 CONV3RS4T1ONS ON TH4T BO4RD TH4T 1 WOULDNT M1ND R3CYCL1NG >:]
3SP3C14LLY TH3 P4RT WH3R3 W3 G3T TO T34R TH3M DOWN
BUT 1 DONT F1GUR3 1T W1LL B3 TOO MUCH OF 4 PROBL3M S1NC3 Z3PHYR CL34RS TH3M 4NYW4Y
1 C4N SHOOT TH3M 4 L3TT3R TO 4SK
1F TH3R3S SOM3T1HNG S3NT1M3NT4L TH4T P3OPL3 W4NT TO K33P
W3 COULD G1V3 TH3M 4 D4Y OR TWO NOT1C3?
TH3N TH3Y COULD T4K3 WH4T3V3R NOT3S TH3Y W4NT B3FOR3 W3 CL34R TH3 BO4RD
1TS B3TT3R TH4N TH3 P4P3R JUST D1S4PP34R1NG 1NTO TH3 3TH3R
-T3R3Z1
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And I'm g()ing t() keep ()ut ()f his way until he d()es ()r I might be tempted t() see h()w tr()ll psi()nics measure up against human telekinesis in a brawl
It's kind ()f ast()unding h()w much paper we g() thr()ugh every m()nth, yeah
I'm less c()ncerned ab()ut sentimental than I am ab()ut sensitive
I mean n()t that anything p()sted ()n the b()ard isn't ()ut in the ()pen anyway but it's ()ut in the ()pen with the understanding that it's n()t g()ing t() hang ar()und past the end ()f the m()nth?
I'm n()t really anticipating any()ne in particular getting suspici()us but if s()me()ne I didn't anticipate having a pr()blem has a pr()blem I'd like t() have anticipated it
If y()u get what I'm getting at
I think I might have g()tten a little l()st s()mewhere in there
Anyway it sh()uldn't be an issue but just ()n the ()utside chance I'd like t() av()id clumsy accusati()ns ()f attempted blackmail ()r s()mething
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1 H4DNT R34LLY THOUGHT OF TH4T
US1NG THOS3 NOT3S 4S BL4CKM41L
1 M34N 1T 1S 4LR34DY OUT 1N TH3 OP3N L1K3 YOU S41D
SO 1 DONT KNOW WH4T K1ND OF L3V3R4G3 TH3Y COULD H4V3 OV3R SOM3ON3
BUT Y34H
1T WOULD B3 GOOD TO PR33MPT 4NY 4CCUS4T1ONS OF SH4DY B3H4V1OR
1F W3 G3T TH3 OK4Y FROM Z3PHYR
W3 C4N FOLLOW UP W1TH 4SK1NG TH3 R3ST OF TH3 M34DOUS 1F TH3Y WOULD T4K3 1SSU3
4LSO
PL34S3 DO NOT F1GHT S4SH4 >:\
H3 1S B31NG 4 TOOL
BUT 1 4M ST1LL NOT OK4Y W1TH H1M B31NG PS1ON1C4LLY PUNCH3D 1N TH3 F4C3
4S OF Y3T 4NYW4Y
1 W1LL L3T YOU KNOW 1F TH4T CH4NG3S
-T3R3Z1
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And I didn't say it w()uld w()rk t() blackmail pe()ple with ()ld bulletins, I just said I wanted t() av()id the appearance ()f inpr()priety? As l()ng as we're ()pen ab()ut what we're d()ing we sh()uld pr()bably be fine, I just have spent en()ugh time ar()und b()red assh()les t() n()t be surprised when ()ne tries t() make an issue ()ut ()f n()thing anym()re and that's n()t a battle I care t() fight
Anyway if y()u want t() check in with Zephyr ()n the taking the n()tes thing, let me kn()w when y()u get an answer?
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TH4T W4S M4YB3 4 B4D 4TT3MPT 4T M4K1NG 4 JOK3 >:?
1 W1LL 4DD JOK3 BR4CK3TS N3XT T1M3 WH3N 1 GO TO M4K3 MOR3 JOK3S
[TH3S3 4R3 TH3 JOK3S BR4CK3TS 1 4M US1NG]
[S1NC3 TH4T W4S 4LSO 4 JOK3]
TH3 R3SPONS3 B4CK FROM Z3PHYR 1S TH4T W3 C4N US3 TH3 P4P3R
TH3Y R3CYCL3 1T 4T HOM3
BUT W3 4R3 4LLOW3D TO R3CYCL3 1T H3R3 1NST34D
4LSO 1 TH1NK W3 W1LL N33D TO M4K3 4 BUNCH OF P4P3R M4CH3 ZEPHYRS
1N ORD3R TO COMB4T 4LL TH3 P4P3R M4CH3 T3R3Z1S 4ND W4SPF1R3S TH3Y 4R3 PL4NN1NG ON M4K1NG
1N H1NDS1GHT TH1S 1S PROB4BLY MY F4ULT
BUT 1 4M GO1NG TO 4SSUM3 1T 1S NOT
BY V1RTU3 OF TH3R3 B31NG NO 3V1D3NC3 TO 1NCR1M1N4T3 M3
-T3R3Z1
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But in my experience it pays t() av()id p()ssible misc()mmunicati()ns as t() whether I am actually g()ing t() physically attack a dude
()f c()urse y()u didn't d() anything, I in n() way find that denial t() be at all suspici()us. I am sure that the absence ()f evidence has n()thing t() d() with y()u having the capacity t() c()ver y()ur tracks and I am certain that, if asked, Zephyr w()uld n()t pr()vide c()nflicting testim()ny ()n this matter. I am p()sitive that y()u h()ld n() resp()nsibility f()r ()ur new venture int() paper-based id()latry in h()n()r ()f Zephyr
I'll make an ann()uncement ()n the b()ard that we're g()ing t() start c()llecting waste paper. I mean unless y()u want t() d() it
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4S LONG 4S W3 4R3 ON TH3 S4M3 P4G3 1N R3G4RDS TO MY C1RCUMST4NT14L 1NNOC3NC3
4ND 4S LONG 4S TH4T P4G3 H4S B33N PROP3RLY R3CYCL3D
YOU C4N M4K3 TH3 4NNOUNC3M3NT
1 SHOULD PROB4BLY ST33R CL34R OF TH3 BO4RD FOR 4 WH1L3
1V3 GOTT3N MY F1LL OF TROLL1NG R3C3NTLY >:]
-T3R3Z1
Two days after bulletin board arguments
Figured I'd send you a letter after we all had some time to cool off after the bulletin board bullshit. I also figured you'd be like the best person about this. While I ain't getting involved with this tree shit, I know you're gonna at least have a hand in it. You're pretty on the ball about this kinda shit. Makes me glad you're around.
I wanted to tell you, prove Sasha wrong. So it ain't akin to those soup kitchen christmas things. He didn't exactly... come at it right on the board. I don't wanna go deep into it. Ain't my place to dish out how he's feeling about stuff. Most I can say is Lili's thing about plants is just coming up since he misses her.
I believe in you. Make those trees fucking chill out.
- Eddie
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Eddie I say this with the utm()st respect f()r y()u as a pers()n and as Sasha's partner
But h()w I act t()ward the trees has n()thing t() d() with either ()f y()u except in that I w()uld rather n()t see any()ne ar()und here get their cranial hull cracked ()pen by a strategically dr()pped tree limb
I kn()w I wr()te shit in the heat ()f the m()ment but I'm n()t d()ing this t() spite him and I d()n't particularly care whether he eats his w()rds as l()ng as he d()esn't start shit with the f()rest
If y()u're n()t willing t() c()mmit t() a strategy ()f arb()real dipl()macy and respecting the trees' requests, the platitudes ring pretty fucking h()ll()w and y()u sh()uld pr()bably just stay ()ut ()f the way. And ()ut ()f the f()rest, f()r that matter
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I know it doesn't have anything to do with ether of us. You're acting on your own volition cause you wanna make this place safer. I'm just glad you're working on this shit. I don't really have the energy anymore for anything, so I am genuinely happy you and T are working on this.
Guess everything came off weird. Sorry, not my intention.
When I say good luck, I'm meaning it. I'll stay out of the way. I was planning on doing that anyway, you guys don't need any distractions.
- Eddie
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Have y()u read the things we've p()sted ()n the b()ard ab()ut what the plants wanted
Because yeah it w()uld have been kind ()f nice t() have had y()u at the listening circle but that marine c()nveyance has disembarked buddy
We are n()w firmly in the "()k this is what we need t() d() t() m()ve f()rward" phase ()f this and if y()u're n()t ()nb()ard with the relatively simple steps ()f n()t destr()ying ()r damaging trees f()r n() reas()n and leaving a few branches ()r twigs behind when y()u need t() take lumber then y()u are actively hindering ()ur pr()gress and damaging ()ur c()llective relati()nship with the f()rest
I d()n't understand why y()u guys are acting like Terezi and I have just c()mmitted t() making bl()()d sacrifices under the new m()()n ()r s()mething and thereby abs()lving every()ne else ()f having t() ackn()wledge anything is g()ing ()n!
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I've been keeping tabs, yeah. I didn't go to the circle, but I know. I don't plan on pissing off the trees or anything either.
I also been staying out of everyones way cause
i cant do anythingi dont know if I can do anything anymoreI don't wanna get in the way. I haven't exactly gone around screaming at trees or anything since I got slapped by one.So, I'll keep staying out of the way.
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We're literally just asking that y()u pay attenti()n t() what we already f()und ()ut and n()t antag()nize the trees
That's all we're asking
Maybe pass al()ng a reminder if y()u see s()me()ne else fucking with the trees but m()stly yeah, just n()t gratuit()usly destr()y shit
If y()u are being a teeny bit mindful y()u are helping. If y()u are c()ntinuing t() interact with the f()rest in a way that d()esn't traumatize it y()u are helping
If y()u can't handle n()t ch()pping things d()wn f()r shits and giggles then y()u're being unhelpful and need t() stay ()ut ()f the f()rest bef()re y()u get impaled ()r s()mething because f()r fuckssakes Zephyr already asked me what sad()mas()chism was this m()nth I d()n't want t() have t() explain self-destructive risk seeking behavi()r t()()
June 20th
I finally got around to wishing for the beer tree I've been talking bout forever.
Figured you'd want first dibs on some sacred beer. Hope you like the booze.
a few days later
Ultimately, though, she likes Eddie, and whatever's going on with him she does trust his judgement when it comes to drinkables. So she pops one of the bottles open while she pens a reply.]
Thanks, dude. I'm n()t sure what makes beer sacred, but it's g()()d stuff
D() y()u have any idea what mead is supposed t() taste like? I've g()t a batch g()ing that sh()uld be ready t() drink in a c()uple weeks, and it's far en()ugh ()utside my previ()us experience that I'd appreciate a sec()nd ()pini()n ()n the taste test when it's ready
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a day later
From what ren faires I've been too, the mead was very rich and syrupy. Sweet obviously thanks to the honey, but not over the top. Adding fruit will mix it up though, depending on your preferences of course. Try experimenting with fruit you have and see what works with it.
Also depends usually on the honey crop of the last year but, not exactly an issue here. No one is killing bees willy nilly.
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You did also get some information from her which was muchly needed also
Thank you very much
-SNR
totally not awkwardly out of the blue or anything
1 W4S WOND3R1NG
S1NC3 TH3R3 4R3 V3RY F3W P3OPL3 1N TH1S V1LL4G3 TH4T TH1S WOULD 4PPLY TO
4ND BY V3RY F3W 1 M34N L1K3 TWO
BUT
1F 1T 1SNT TOO 1NV4S1V3 OF 4 QU3ST1ON
1 W4S WOND3R1NG HOW YOU W3NT 4BOUT P1CK1NG YOUR T1TL3?
D1D 1T JUST K1ND4 COM3 TO YOU?
OR D1D YOU H4V3 TO TH1NK 4BOUT 1T FOR 1 WH1L3?
HOW D1D YOU D3C1D3 TH4T W4S TH3 R1GHT ON3?
--T3R3Z1 ♎
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Yeah, n(), it's c()()l
H()nestly I waffled ()ver it f()r quite a while? I mean, I dunn()
It wasn't like it was a sudden inspirati()n thing, but the pers()nal name part at least was kind ()f intuitive. The ()ccupati()nal title was m()re calculated. I mean part ()f that was I didn't really want t() just make shit up there? That w()rks f()r s()me pe()ple w()rking ()utside ()f imperial stricture - I mean, y()u kn()w I d()ubt m()st ()f the Signless's crew's titles are ()n any kind ()f ()fficial lists anywhere, and I g()t n()thing but respect f()r them. But the title's als() kind ()f a statement ()f where y()u fit, y()u kn()w?
My thing has always kind ()f been n()t sitting back and letting s()ciety tell me my c()ntributi()ns d()n't matter, I guess. Wasn't ab()ut t() be like "()k there's n() way t() c()nceptualize my r()le in an Alternian framew()rk." Even if I'm n()t living in an Alternian-c()ntr()lled c()mmunity at this p()int, and I kind ()f h()pe I d()n't have t() ever again
I went back and f()rth between "Psymagus" and "Bi()smith" a little, but I guess I figured that the ()bs()lete psi()nic-specific title was m()re what I wanted than the extant ()ne that w()uldn't ever get assigned t() s()me()ne my hue
Pers()nal name... ()k h()nestly I m()stly just wr()te sh()rt w()rds that appealed t() me - things that were kind ()f thematically me? - ()n little pieces ()f paper and pushed them ar()und the table t()p until I f()und an eight-letter sequence that s()unded g()()d. There was a l()t ()f writing things d()wn and crossing them ()ut again inv()ved. Might n()t have been the m()st dignified ()r efficient way t() g() ab()ut it but it w()rked? I asked my family f()r their tw() ceagers, t()(). Just t() be sure I wasn't ch()()sing s()mething that every()ne I l()ve th()ught s()unded stupid? It was my ch()ice but I wanted t() kn()w what they th()ught
I dunn() h()w helpful ()r inf()rmative ()r whatever this is, but like, that's what I've g()t
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1 GU3SS 1T W4S H3LPFUL
1 4M NOT R34LLY SUR3 1F 1 W4S LOOK1NG FOR H3LPFUL
OR JUST TO H34R HOW SOM3ON3 3LS3 W3NT 4BOUT TH1NK1NG 4BOUT 1T
WH1CH 1 GU3SS 1S H3LPFUL 1N 1TS3LF
TO NOT F33L L1K3 1 4M B31NG DUMB 4BOUT TH1S >:?
1 F1GUR3D TH4T X4NTHOUS D1D NOT 3X4CTLY P3T1TON FOR H1S T1TL3 CH4NG3
BUT 1 GU3SS 1 D1DNT CONS1D3R TH4T TH3 D1SC1PL3 1S PROB4BLY NOT OFF1C14L 31TH3R >:?
1 TH1NK TH3 ONLY ON3 W1TH 4N OFF1C14L T1TL3 1N TH1S V1LL4G3 1S 1Z
4ND H3 H4S BUTCH3R3D H1S L1K3 4 FR3SHLY PROC3SS3D HOOFB34ST
4NYW4Y
TH4NKS FOR G1V1NG M3 SOM3TH1NG TO TH1NK ON
1TS GOOD TO KNOW TH4T 1 4M NOT TOO F4R OFF TH3 M4RK
--T3R3Z1 ♎
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But yeah, if y()u think ab()ut it, Disciple's title d()esn't make much sense unless y()u catch the reference ()f wh()se disciple she is. And - l()()k, I d()n't kn()w which title, if either, is m()re typical ()f multiversal iterati()ns ()f the guy, but in my Sburb sessi()n there was a guy wh() I am like 95% sure was an alternate universe d()uble ()f Xanth()us, and he used the title
Ψii()niicΨiioniic. Yeah, with the ()ld High Alternian initial letter and tw() quirk-related letter d()ublings. Which is like... h()nestly it's like a w()rk ()f art in stretching the f()rmat t() its limits, I'm kind ()f impressedBut yeah like... I'm pretty sure titles g() back practically as far as rec()rded hist()ry d()es? There's en()ugh hist()ry there that I'm pretty sure there's en()ugh f()r every()ne
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There's no accompanying note, but the packaged is labelled WF in Xanthous' signature yellow scrawl, so that's enough of a giveaway.]
Delivered the week of X-mas
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The note reads, “Happy Holidays! Please don’t make alcohol out of these salmon!”]
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March 31
To Waspfire,
Happy April Fool's Day!
This cupcake was made specially in celebration of a fun day! And with that comes special rules, especially with this being your first animal spellcake:
1. Before consuming this cupcake you must be in a comfortable spot, one you're familiar with. Cats tend to wander but try starting out somewhere you know best.
2. You might experience something called instinct overload, as your new animal instincts and senses will take a few moments to adjust. Since you have a predator animal, you might experience some instincts to hunt prey. Take a moment to ease those thoughts and center yourself. As a cat, you might also experience an increased desire for naps or other cat behavior.
3. You will experience no discomfort in your transformation though I suggest accommodating your clothes for the tail. It's no joke. I don't know what effects my magic will have on troll traits but they shouldn't be a bother.
4. This spell will last 3 days, so enjoy!
- PG